10 Reasons Why one should be a Slob!

I've been a slob for my lifetime. My dad tried his best to make me a sober, disciplined guy, but I had to be a slob, that's what I am, I can't help it! :D
Mainly, I would not blame my mom, but the love and care, and the liberty of doing nothing at home was just awesome. Those were the days!! Be there at dining table, you get lunch/dinner/breakfast. And books, err.. I never cared about those.LOL. My school teachers ignored me after all their efforts,as I turned out to be an incorrigible species. I never worried about my wardrobe, my mom and sisters took care of that as well. Of course, my eldest sister had got me do all that cleaning up, being tidy stuff (she was really a Hitler then). She herself is really disciplined, what do I call an exact opposite of slob.  But eventually she also accepted "Iska kuch nahee ho sakta :D" ( or simply I give up). When she came to Bangalore, she gifted me with a "new Rajai"(comforter), pair of pillows and pillow covers. She could not see the condition of the ones I had. LOL. And whenever I go to her place. I get a separate room, which she allows me to slob it up :D. I remember one another incident, when I went to Kolkata to attend my other sister's marriage, my brother in law ( he himself is again one of those clean, tidy and disciplined person) made sure that I don't stay at their place and booked a hotel room for me. LOLOLOL. I didn't mind and neither did I blame him. When I went to my dad's place ( with another of my slob friend Mr. Binay ), they gave Servant's room for us to stay ( yes the one attached to the main house and yet detached).  I again couldn't blame them and had a gala time in that room for 10 days ( apart from the breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner and outings). Binay, do you remember the peaceful time while Napping? :P

All my non-slob acquaintance and other friends eventually got away from me ( not sure if it was the sole reason). Even my ex-gf ( again one of them) is "ex", you know why ;) :D


With the course of changing life, I made friends and eventually, friends who were slob, became my best friends. I would like to quote the example of one of my friend viz. Kumar Gaurav. He's one of the most dreadful and deadliest slob I've ever seen. No wonder, why he is my best friend. :P
There were times when people were scared to enter his room. The best adjective (used necessarily) was "Dustbin". I think dustbins are better at times, when those are empty??!! But KG's room, hehe, was again beyond correction!
When retrospecting my past, I found really good reasons to stay a slob.
Let's start:

1.  We are eco-friendly! How? Err We don't "frequently" use paper towels  to clean Kitchen. You know right, it's made from Wood. For the same reason, we save water ( including occasional bathing) ! ;)

2. We are strong! We most of the time are untidy and we live in a microbial world( well everyone does, just the fact the numbers are higher in our case). With the high number of microbes around us, we tend to develop more antibodies than a normal individual, thus more immune! :D

3. We save money. One would agree that time is money. And we do not spend time cleaning up or keeping things in order or wherever it was supposed to be. We also have to buy less stuff for cleaning up, spend less on utility bills, etc.

4. We have better decision making power. How? Err, remember the situation, when you have to get up in the morning and rush to work. Everyday, we face this situation, and every day we make dynamic decision to choose the dress to wear.  They say practice makes it perfect, and we improve on our perfection, each and every day! :D

5. We keep the unwanted away. Yes, without much of a hassle. We simply stink more when they approach. And when they come, they never come back. MWHAHAAHAAA!

6. We can identify fakes. Those who fake, would not tend to come again and again and meet us at our place. And the real ones, will stay in touch anyway ;)

7. We are more efficient at work! How? Well, remember the code base or a huge document or anything which is huge and you have to fix it within a tight deadline. We can do it, efficiently. It's our everyday thing. Every day, we struggle to find our deodorant from the shack of our clothes, or from anything or anywhere as a matter of fact. We are so good at it, as we succeed each and every day. Work?? Peanuts :P

8. We are tough guys! We can face adversities better. Why? Well, most of the times we are so lazy that we would not cook and would starve ourselves every now and then. This prepares us for the adverse conditions. Life is unpredictable. Right? :D

9. We are good at dealing with Girl Friends.  Remember, the extra randomness she brings to your lives? It's like a drop of water in ocean of randomness. We are already so random that we are not baffled/infuriated at her questions/logic, etc etc. Like, "why would you listen to this song? It's a sad song. Why why why would you listen to this song? Aren't you happy?? ....  Geez! Peace out, I just like the music." :D :D

10. We give meaning to the uncertainty. That's the law of nature, everything is so uncertain, but there's always a reason behind it.  All of the above reasons explain the reason to the uncertainty we live in. In a way, we pass the message from god to other humans ;)

I can go on, but I am a slob and too lazy to continue, enough enlightenment... cheers guys! Hope you liked it! :D <3
P.S: I am really not that bad ;)